Lipstick Lovers Pillows

Lipstick is invented

'Wax Lipped Cow'.

'Reaching in! Deliberate smearing of lipstick!'

'Be ready in a minute - just have to put on my face.'

"I don't know whether to be mad that you had water this whole time or impressed with your commitment to the joke."

Kissing the Fish

First love.

"Would you like to try them out?"

'Yeah, you have lips like Mick Jagger ... ok, back to the teleconference.'

Sunburn lotion, Windburn lotion.

"C'mon already...that lipstick really isn't my shade."

"If a fruit doesn't have a lolly flavour, is it a real fruit?"

Dramedy: "I'm leaving you."

'We're the same age, but you look great! What's your secret?'

'Bradley is a strict vegetarian. Do you have broccoli flavored lipstick?'

"It isn't fair! Why aren't thin lips fashionable?"

Moebot

GARDU VIN! (BEWARE!). Clown sees several pies to beware of.

'Gone out, Your dinners in your face'

'Custard pie or not. It's still considered assault!'

Modern day mirror.

'That's not funny, Fred.'

Magician makes a smell

"Why do you wear green lipstick?"

'The truth is, Gorillas don't even like bananas...They just love pratfalls.'

'We'll return to the evening news right after this message from the Three Stooges....'

"You forgot this! You never go anywhere without wearing lipstick."

Beach goer squeezes sun block tube and a t-shirt pops out.

'Please Pass the Moon Tan Lotion.'

"I didn't mean to trample him. How do you say 'my bad' in human?"

'So Grandma's arrived then.'

'Heroic stoicism has its rewards.'

"Isn't Jim Carrey getting too old to make Jim Carrey movies?"

"As you can see, hands are about to hit peak dryness, so we're predicting record lotion sales for next quarter."

A clown is being executed by having cream pies thrown at him.