Lipstick Lover Pillows

'So Grandma's arrived then.'

'Make-Up'

'We had better turn back. Maev's lipstick seems to have fallen down a crevice.'

Lipstick re-apply fee at kissing booth.

End of Mask Use

"I don't care what they say about lipstick on pigs... That shade looks great on you!"

"There! Just like new!"

"Next time a woman is in the house...you better pucker up like you've never puckered up before!"

"How do you like the new lipstick?"

"Why do you wear green lipstick?"

'I thought it was called 'Going Rouge,' ya know, like that lipstick thing.'

First love.

"It isn't fair! Why aren't thin lips fashionable?"

'Mom puts lipstick on so Dad knows where to kiss.'

After an argument, they always kissed and made up.

'Was that your signature kiss?'

Cosmetics Councer - 'Lip Schtick.'

'You're pretty good at coloring within the lines, Mom.'

'I didn't get it but I liked the way she said 'No'!'

Modern day mirror.

'Bradley is a strict vegetarian. Do you have broccoli flavored lipstick?'

Wearing Lipstick In A Gun Belt.

"It was an emergency, Officer. I had to phone my style consultant to ask which lipstick I should be wearing."

What do you want in a lipstick Chocolate flavouring, cellulite burning enzymes and an alcohol content of 40

How I feel with....liquid matte lipstick, lip gloss and chapped bare lips.

'Be ready in a minute - just have to put on my face.'

'You're much better than my mom. You can hardly tell when she paints her face.'

"I don't know whether to be mad that you had water this whole time or impressed with your commitment to the joke."

"That product you are using is fantastic. Your eye bags are gone."

Kissing the Fish

"Would you like to try them out?"

'Yeah, you have lips like Mick Jagger ... ok, back to the teleconference.'

Sunburn lotion, Windburn lotion.

"C'mon already...that lipstick really isn't my shade."

Dramedy: "I'm leaving you."