Lipstick Pillows

"You forgot this! You never go anywhere without wearing lipstick."

'Be ready in a minute - just have to put on my face.'

"Let's just go in and see what happens."

Dog fetching clown shoes.

"I don't know whether to be mad that you had water this whole time or impressed with your commitment to the joke."

Kissing the Fish

"Ever since the layoffs, I feel like we've been doing the work of twenty clowns."

"Would you like to try them out?"

First love.

Custard pie ejects from book - 'How to be a clown'

'Yeah, you have lips like Mick Jagger ... ok, back to the teleconference.'

Bowling ball van driving into bowling pin factory.

"I got a banana peel to slip on. What did you get?"

"C'mon already...that lipstick really isn't my shade."

Dramedy: "I'm leaving you."

'Bradley is a strict vegetarian. Do you have broccoli flavored lipstick?'

GARDU VIN! (BEWARE!). Clown sees several pies to beware of.

Hostile takeovers in the novelty business.

"He didn't slip on even one of those peels..."

"Ready...."

The crackdown on slapstick continues.

Moebot

"It isn't fair! Why aren't thin lips fashionable?"

Modern day mirror.

'Gone out, Your dinners in your face'

"Why do you wear green lipstick?"

"Previously on..."

Magician makes a smell

'That's not funny, Fred.'

'We'll return to the evening news right after this message from the Three Stooges....'

'Custard pie or not. It's still considered assault!'