Lipstick Pillows

"You forgot this! You never go anywhere without wearing lipstick."

'Let's see here... Mr. Stevens... it says you slipped in the tub and hit your head.'

With Thorssen, it's "Pillage and blunder".

'Be ready in a minute - just have to put on my face.'

"Let's just go in and see what happens."

Dog fetching clown shoes.

"I don't know whether to be mad that you had water this whole time or impressed with your commitment to the joke."

Kissing the Fish

Clown's Cuckoo Clock.

"Ever since the layoffs, I feel like we've been doing the work of twenty clowns."

"Would you like to try them out?"

First love.

Custard pie ejects from book - 'How to be a clown'

'Yeah, you have lips like Mick Jagger ... ok, back to the teleconference.'

Bowling ball van driving into bowling pin factory.

"C'mon already...that lipstick really isn't my shade."

Dramedy: "I'm leaving you."

"I got a banana peel to slip on. What did you get?"

"It isn't fair! Why aren't thin lips fashionable?"

'Bradley is a strict vegetarian. Do you have broccoli flavored lipstick?'

"He didn't slip on even one of those peels..."

Hostile takeovers in the novelty business.

"Ready...."

The crackdown on slapstick continues.

Moebot

GARDU VIN! (BEWARE!). Clown sees several pies to beware of.

"Why do you wear green lipstick?"

"Previously on..."

Laurel and Hardy

'We'll return to the evening news right after this message from the Three Stooges....'

The sudden extinction of Neanderclowns

'Custard pie or not. It's still considered assault!'

Modern day mirror.

Magician makes a smell

'That's not funny, Fred.'