Lip Care Pillows

"I love the smell of lip balm in the morning."

'Be ready in a minute - just have to put on my face.'

Kissing the Fish

First love.

'I've got it made in the shade. What worries me is sunshine.'

'Yeah, you have lips like Mick Jagger ... ok, back to the teleconference.'

'As pizza maker, maybe a skin care products site isn't the best idea for an affiliate site.'

"C'mon already...that lipstick really isn't my shade."

'I Love the touch of your dry flakey skin!'

"So long, Ma, I'm ridin' off into the sunset."

"No, my mom isn't hosing us down with water to keep us cool. She's hosing us down with sunscreen to keep us from burning."

Dermatology: Journal of Itchcraft.

'Doctor, how can I prevent wrinkles? Don't sleep in your clothes.'

'Bradley is a strict vegetarian. Do you have broccoli flavored lipstick?'

"No threat detected. Their vast resources are spent on lasers that combat wrinkles and unwanted hair."

"It isn't fair! Why aren't thin lips fashionable?"

"I keep telling them to use sunblock."

"Believe me, you never looked better since you fell into that vast of skin cream."

'My acne is worst on the dark side.'

"Worst case of dry scalp ever!"

'Please become a NHS dentist!'

"You forgot this! You never go anywhere without wearing lipstick."

'Please don't cover me with hot sand, Dear. It makes my skin so oily.'

Modern day mirror.

"Why do you wear green lipstick?"

'So Grandma's arrived then.'

"I can tell when you're just kissing me to get some of my lip balm, Josh."

'Was that your signature kiss?'

'Looks like someone hasn't been flossing regularly.'

The Adventures of Morton - Sensitive skin.

Jesus As A Teenager Clears The Temple. . .

Flower growing out of a face mask

'Well, that's just great...my big night and I get a zit!'

No sunscreen. Please help.

'I'm going to break you like a dry twig!' 'I think not! I use moisturiser cream.'