Lip Balm Enthusiast Pillows

"Your ears seek wisdom, but your lips seek Himalayan lip balm."

"Whoa. Jeff. Looks like you got that job at the cosmetic testing lab."

'Be ready in a minute - just have to put on my face.'

Kissing the Fish

First love.

'Yeah, you have lips like Mick Jagger ... ok, back to the teleconference.'

Sunburn lotion, Windburn lotion.

"C'mon already...that lipstick really isn't my shade."

'Bradley is a strict vegetarian. Do you have broccoli flavored lipstick?'

"It isn't fair! Why aren't thin lips fashionable?"

Beach goer squeezes sun block tube and a t-shirt pops out.

'I like this shampoo. It says here: 'Not tested on animals'!'

Modern day mirror.

"Why do you wear green lipstick?"

'Mildred....is that you?'

'Please Pass the Moon Tan Lotion.'

'So Grandma's arrived then.'

"I can tell when you're just kissing me to get some of my lip balm, Josh."

"As you can see, hands are about to hit peak dryness, so we're predicting record lotion sales for next quarter."

Just stop (macassar) oil

'Was that your signature kiss?'

Which one of these things is the soap?

"I don't care what they say about lipstick on pigs... That shade looks great on you!"

"It was an emergency, Officer. I had to phone my style consultant to ask which lipstick I should be wearing."

How I feel with....liquid matte lipstick, lip gloss and chapped bare lips.

'Wax Lipped Cow'.

After an argument, they always kissed and made up.

"I love the smell of lip balm in the morning."

'Do you have a perfume that will make me smell thinner?'

"We're headin' into town. 'Course I'm gonna moisturize."

"There! Just like new!"

Hair spray for woman, Mr. Sheen for man.

"With all the tanning lotion, sun block and moisturizers, we're more coated with batter than the onion rings!"

Cosmetics Councer - 'Lip Schtick.'

'Reaching in! Deliberate smearing of lipstick!'