Lip Care Enthusiast Pillows

'How about some lip balm for those dry lips?'

'Be ready in a minute - just have to put on my face.'

Kissing the Fish

No Cavity Club/No New Gum Receding Club

'Apply that ointment as directed and call me if the growth does not reduce or it starts to talk.'

'Did you use mouthwash this morning?'

"Sure I used drugs when I was your age, but they were all prescribed for acne."

First love.

'Yeah, you have lips like Mick Jagger ... ok, back to the teleconference.'

"My husband Frank still has all his own teeth...he keeps them in that jar over the fireplace!"

"C'mon already...that lipstick really isn't my shade."

'As pizza maker, maybe a skin care products site isn't the best idea for an affiliate site.'

"Yes, use an electric toothbrush but you still have to floss."

Floss Street Vendor

'Doctor, how can I prevent wrinkles? Don't sleep in your clothes.'

'I don't like the mediciney taste of this mouthwash either. I hate that taste of eyes of newt and turtle brains first thing in the morning.'

"It isn't fair! Why aren't thin lips fashionable?"

'You're not supposed to use 'dental floss' on dentures!'

'Bradley is a strict vegetarian. Do you have broccoli flavored lipstick?'

Things you forgot to tell me about getting older: "You're going to need bigger tooth floss."

'My acne is worst on the dark side.'

"Relax. I'm just here to trim your nails."

"You were smart to come see, Mr. Lewis. These moles on your back definitely look suspicious."

"Worst case of dry scalp ever!"

Botox sharpei

Modern day mirror.

"Why do you wear green lipstick?"

'Most of the dental floss gets thrown out on used. No wonder I'm always broke.'

Grassy breath?

Please Don't Wash Your Hands While Driving

'So Grandma's arrived then.'

' ... plus you need to floss better.'

'Was that your signature kiss?'

Dentist as Sherlock Holmes investigating a patient's mouth

'I used some of that stripy toothpaste. Now I have striped teeth!'