Lip Enhancement Enthusiast Pillows

"We don't do boobs jobs, but if it's bee-stung lips you're after. . ."

'Be ready in a minute - just have to put on my face.'

Kissing the Fish

Become a Cosmetic Surgeon - Raise a Few Eyebrows!

First love.

'Yeah, you have lips like Mick Jagger ... ok, back to the teleconference.'

Complete Makeover

"C'mon already...that lipstick really isn't my shade."

'Bradley is a strict vegetarian. Do you have broccoli flavored lipstick?'

"It isn't fair! Why aren't thin lips fashionable?"

"Why do you wear green lipstick?"

Modern day mirror.

'Normally, I'd give a man in your condition six months to live, but we have a special this week on eight months!'

'So Grandma's arrived then.'

'Was that your signature kiss?'

How I feel with....liquid matte lipstick, lip gloss and chapped bare lips.

Baseball is much more interesting now that I've learned to lip-read!

After an argument, they always kissed and made up.

"It was an emergency, Officer. I had to phone my style consultant to ask which lipstick I should be wearing."

"I don't care what they say about lipstick on pigs... That shade looks great on you!"

"There! Just like new!"

'Wax Lipped Cow'.

"I love the smell of lip balm in the morning."

'Mom puts lipstick on so Dad knows where to kiss.'

Cowgirl applying bullet shaped lipstick.

"Have you been giving the dog a make over again?"

Cosmetics Councer - 'Lip Schtick.'

Lipstick hiccups

What do you want in a lipstick Chocolate flavouring, cellulite burning enzymes and an alcohol content of 40

The First Wax Strip of Spring!

'Reaching in! Deliberate smearing of lipstick!'

"That reminds me, Hon. Your Botox shipment arrived yesterday."

'They are a lot better now that the swelling has gone down.'

Two cows are admiring a female cow that has an extra udder - 'Hey Colin... check out Barbara's awesome moob job!'

'Make-Up'