Lip Enhancement Enthusiast Gifts

"We don't do boobs jobs, but if it's bee-stung lips you're after. . ."

'Be ready in a minute - just have to put on my face.'

Kissing the Fish

First love.

Become a Cosmetic Surgeon - Raise a Few Eyebrows!

'Yeah, you have lips like Mick Jagger ... ok, back to the teleconference.'

"C'mon already...that lipstick really isn't my shade."

Complete Makeover

"It isn't fair! Why aren't thin lips fashionable?"

'Bradley is a strict vegetarian. Do you have broccoli flavored lipstick?'

"Why do you wear green lipstick?"

'Normally, I'd give a man in your condition six months to live, but we have a special this week on eight months!'

Modern day mirror.

'So Grandma's arrived then.'

'Was that your signature kiss?'

After an argument, they always kissed and made up.

"It was an emergency, Officer. I had to phone my style consultant to ask which lipstick I should be wearing."

"There! Just like new!"

"I love the smell of lip balm in the morning."

How I feel with....liquid matte lipstick, lip gloss and chapped bare lips.

'Wax Lipped Cow'.

"I don't care what they say about lipstick on pigs... That shade looks great on you!"

"Have you been giving the dog a make over again?"

"That reminds me, Hon. Your Botox shipment arrived yesterday."

'Reaching in! Deliberate smearing of lipstick!'

The First Wax Strip of Spring!

'Mom puts lipstick on so Dad knows where to kiss.'

'They are a lot better now that the swelling has gone down.'

Lipstick hiccups

Cosmetics Councer - 'Lip Schtick.'

What do you want in a lipstick Chocolate flavouring, cellulite burning enzymes and an alcohol content of 40

Cowgirl applying bullet shaped lipstick.

Two cows are admiring a female cow that has an extra udder - 'Hey Colin... check out Barbara's awesome moob job!'

'Make-Up'

'You're pretty good at coloring within the lines, Mom.'