Lip Plumper Enthusiast Gifts

"I do bottoms, boobs and and tummy-tucks, my colleague specializes in bee-stung lips."

'Be ready in a minute - just have to put on my face.'

Kissing the Fish

First love.

'Yeah, you have lips like Mick Jagger ... ok, back to the teleconference.'

Tiptoe through the tulips with me!

"C'mon already...that lipstick really isn't my shade."

'Bradley is a strict vegetarian. Do you have broccoli flavored lipstick?'

"It isn't fair! Why aren't thin lips fashionable?"

"Why do you wear green lipstick?"

Modern day mirror.

"I got out of tulips after the market collapsed, but I'm slowly getting back in. Especially pink ones."

Little Dutch boy tends tulip plant

'So Grandma's arrived then.'

"I can tell when you're just kissing me to get some of my lip balm, Josh."

'Was that your signature kiss?'

'I've never seen anyone lip-sync a speech before.'

"There! Just like new!"

"It was an emergency, Officer. I had to phone my style consultant to ask which lipstick I should be wearing."

'Wax Lipped Cow'.

How I feel with....liquid matte lipstick, lip gloss and chapped bare lips.

"I don't care what they say about lipstick on pigs... That shade looks great on you!"

"I love the smell of lip balm in the morning."

After an argument, they always kissed and made up.

Cosmetics Councer - 'Lip Schtick.'

'All I'm saying is that we need to be a bit more careful with our money...'

'Mom puts lipstick on so Dad knows where to kiss.'

Cowgirl applying bullet shaped lipstick.

What do you want in a lipstick Chocolate flavouring, cellulite burning enzymes and an alcohol content of 40

'They are a lot better now that the swelling has gone down.'

'Reaching in! Deliberate smearing of lipstick!'

Lipstick hiccups

Geert Wilders as a broken tulip,

Two cows are admiring a female cow that has an extra udder - 'Hey Colin... check out Barbara's awesome moob job!'

'Make-Up'