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The adoration of the gels.

Bad hair day!

"Can you make wishes on fake eyelashes?"

"Too much concealer?"

Pampered and poodled.

"Whoa. Jeff. Looks like you got that job at the cosmetic testing lab."

Dating is so expensive...

'Be ready in a minute - just have to put on my face.'

For heavens sake,put some make-up on!

'Wrinkles can't breathe in mud.'

'I ask her to make up her mind. So she powders her forehead.'

"Pssst! I had some CGI done."

The Coiffing - to Illustrate poem 'The Ballad of a Barber'

What price beauty?

"Snow White swears by these 10 products for flawless beauty."

'You're much better than my mom. You can hardly tell when she paints her face.'

"I don't like your application."

"Eternally youthful complexion? Here's the deal. Never go out in the sun. Never eat dessert. And, for God's sake, don't smile."

"That product you are using is fantastic. Your eye bags are gone."

'Ok. Now I'm sexy.'

Why weren't we born rich instead of beautiful?

'Maybe I should get a shopping cart.'

'This facial cream is called 'High Definition'...it brings out beauty in sharp, wonderful detail.'

"I feel bad for the companies that make lipstick."

"Who's a pretty girl now?"

'I'm not begging, I've just painted my claws.'

'Don't all look at me like that! What did you expect the face pack to do for me?'

"Remember when we were Instagram models?"

It was time for a little bit of lady admin

"Hair spray"

"I'm not trying to be beautiful, I'm only trying to look better than everyone else there."

Woman applying makeup

Desert Dermatologist

'I washed the gray right out of my hair, but now I can't get the gray out of my tub.'