Body Enhancement Enthusiast Pillows

Two cows are admiring a female cow that has an extra udder - 'Hey Colin... check out Barbara's awesome moob job!'

"You don't have to make a decision on a butt lift today, go home and sleep on it."

Where Skim Milk comes from.

Bench Press Accident

Gym Dog

Become a Cosmetic Surgeon - Raise a Few Eyebrows!

'I'd say the nerve pain you're having in your jaw is due to an arrow through it, but perhaps you'd like to get a 2nd opinion from a dentist.'

Complete Makeover

"I'd like to see him try that on the leg press."

"Seriously, your body is incredible; mine is so disgusting!"

Angel with a halo nose piercing.

"So does this Flamingo diet have any side effects?"

"Hey, great ab!"

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Muscular Santa

"I need to get back in the gym."

"Great. Now I have to worry about my weight."

"I am, of course, quite fit, or, if you prefer, quite extraordinarily fit, but I wouldn't say I was 'perfectly fit.'"

'She's had so much plastic surgery that her body has rejected her credit cards!'

"Larry picks up a couple of PowerPoint Guards at the trade deadline."

"Supersize me."

A Muscle checking out some shirts made for Muscles

'Doc says I'm in ship-shape.'

Breast Implants: 'Watch this Space.'

'I don't care if all your friends are doing it. Your piercings are really starting to freak out your mom and me.'

Most common side effects...

Man with laces on his feet.

'Ya damn right- the pun was intended!'

"Do you ever regret having breast implants when you were younger?"

What do you mean you don't want a nose ring?

As women worldwide fight for that equal chance in the boardroom, others build their own media to make their voices heard.

My thighs touch because they in love

'I'm a tattooist mate not a micro-surgeon.'