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Two cows are admiring a female cow that has an extra udder - 'Hey Colin... check out Barbara's awesome moob job!'

"You don't have to make a decision on a butt lift today, go home and sleep on it."

Where Skim Milk comes from.

Bench Press Accident

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'I'd say the nerve pain you're having in your jaw is due to an arrow through it, but perhaps you'd like to get a 2nd opinion from a dentist.'

"I'd like to see him try that on the leg press."

"Seriously, your body is incredible; mine is so disgusting!"

Arnold Schwarzenneger caricature.

Angel with a halo nose piercing.

"Hey, great ab!"

"So does this Flamingo diet have any side effects?"

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Muscular Santa

"Feeling like a skinny person living in a fat person's body is actually quite normal."

"It's my self-portrait. Obviously."

"Great. Now I have to worry about my weight."

"I need to get back in the gym."

"I am, of course, quite fit, or, if you prefer, quite extraordinarily fit, but I wouldn't say I was 'perfectly fit.'"

"Supersize me."

"Larry picks up a couple of PowerPoint Guards at the trade deadline."

SCHWARZENEGGER HIS BACK

'She's had so much plastic surgery that her body has rejected her credit cards!'

A Muscle checking out some shirts made for Muscles

'Ya damn right- the pun was intended!'

'Doc says I'm in ship-shape.'

Man with laces on his feet.

'I don't care if all your friends are doing it. Your piercings are really starting to freak out your mom and me.'

Breast Implants: 'Watch this Space.'

Most common side effects...

"Do you ever regret having breast implants when you were younger?"

My thighs touch because they in love

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