Lip Enhancement Lover Pillows

'They are a lot better now that the swelling has gone down.'

Archimedes statue with a lever

'Be ready in a minute - just have to put on my face.'

'Yes, it computed the answer in a bilionth of a second and printed it instantly, but until I find my glasses...'

Kissing the Fish

“Can I have her now? Hey! My turn.”

Become a Cosmetic Surgeon - Raise a Few Eyebrows!

First love.

A boy with a camera

'I'm sorry, Madam Zola. I'm afraid you no longer have second sight.'

'Yeah, you have lips like Mick Jagger ... ok, back to the teleconference.'

Sunburn lotion, Windburn lotion.

"C'mon already...that lipstick really isn't my shade."

'Crikey, you've got to have good eye-sight to look through those glasses, haven't you?'

'Bradley is a strict vegetarian. Do you have broccoli flavored lipstick?'

"It isn't fair! Why aren't thin lips fashionable?"

"Why do you wear green lipstick?"

'Please Pass the Moon Tan Lotion.'

"Rare, medium or well done?"

Modern day mirror.

Beach goer squeezes sun block tube and a t-shirt pops out.

'So Grandma's arrived then.'

'I like doing shampoos, it gets your hands clean.'

'I think we're out of focus.'

'Rapunzel, Rapunzel ... let down your hair extensions.'

'Then I add the juice of one bottle of brandy.'

'Was that your signature kiss?'

'WOW, this is a GREAT Telephoto Lens, Joe! That Grizzly bear WAY down there looks like it's Right up here in FRONT of my face!'

'Spread your wings now.' 'Bugger off, you weirdo.'

"P.A.Y.F.O.R.Y.O.U.R.G.L.A.S.S.E.S."

"We're sending you to a specialist in Holland. The Dutch, as you know, are experts on tulips."

'This camera is so fast that you don't even have to press the shutter release.'

'Make sure they fit straight'

'Sometimes I wish I hadn't bought you that stupid camera for Christmas!'

Woman tells man with camera: 'I can't say 'cheese' because I'm lactose intolerant.'