Lip Gloss Aficionado Pillows

Lipstick re-apply fee at kissing booth.

"Has anyone seen the dog?"

Shampoo.

'Be ready in a minute - just have to put on my face.'

For heavens sake,put some make-up on!

'I ask her to make up her mind. So she powders her forehead.'

"I don't like your application."

'You're much better than my mom. You can hardly tell when she paints her face.'

Kissing the Fish

"Really? You can make me look younger!"

Why weren't we born rich instead of beautiful?

'You need to do something about your dry skin.'

"Sure I used drugs when I was your age, but they were all prescribed for acne."

First love.

Cosmetics. Helps get rid of crow's feet.

'Yeah, you have lips like Mick Jagger ... ok, back to the teleconference.'

"I could afford a degree in broadcast journalism, but not the makeup."

"C'mon already...that lipstick really isn't my shade."

"Another barnacle?!" "I was a teenage creature."

"Do you have anything that can help remove dark circles from under my eyes?"

'-and we offer trauma counselling at no extra cost!'

'We're the same age, but you look great! What's your secret?'

'Stop laughing - Have you never seen a girl putting her make-up on?'

"A Leading cosmetics company believes our drilling mud would ake an excellent skincare product."

"Couldn't you have waited till she was smiling before you injected the botox?"

"She won't be long, I'm just putting her face on."

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: A Bob Named Sue

"No threat detected. Their vast resources are spent on lasers that combat wrinkles and unwanted hair."

'Bradley is a strict vegetarian. Do you have broccoli flavored lipstick?'

"It isn't fair! Why aren't thin lips fashionable?"

'My acne is worst on the dark side.'

"Worst case of dry scalp ever!"

"She's had a lot of work done."

Botox sharpei

"Why do you wear green lipstick?"