Lip Care Lover Pillows

"I love the smell of lip balm in the morning."

'Be ready in a minute - just have to put on my face.'

'You're much better than my mom. You can hardly tell when she paints her face.'

"That product you are using is fantastic. Your eye bags are gone."

Kissing the Fish

First love.

'Yeah, you have lips like Mick Jagger ... ok, back to the teleconference.'

Sunburn lotion, Windburn lotion.

"C'mon already...that lipstick really isn't my shade."

'We're the same age, but you look great! What's your secret?'

'Bradley is a strict vegetarian. Do you have broccoli flavored lipstick?'

"It isn't fair! Why aren't thin lips fashionable?"

'...'Throw down my hair'? In this condition?'

Beach goer squeezes sun block tube and a t-shirt pops out.

Modern day mirror.

hair brushing: 'ninety-eight,ninety-nine...One hundred.'

'Please Pass the Moon Tan Lotion.'

"You forgot this! You never go anywhere without wearing lipstick."

"Why do you wear green lipstick?"

'So Grandma's arrived then.'

Dang, another calling. This time, Avon.

Whatever look you were aiming for..you missed!

"As you can see, hands are about to hit peak dryness, so we're predicting record lotion sales for next quarter."

The entire family

'Was that your signature kiss?'

Brush your teeth!

"There! Just like new!"

How I feel with....liquid matte lipstick, lip gloss and chapped bare lips.

'Wax Lipped Cow'.

Family scene in jungle, "No daughter of mine is going out with all that make up on"

"It was an emergency, Officer. I had to phone my style consultant to ask which lipstick I should be wearing."

After an argument, they always kissed and made up.

"We're headin' into town. 'Course I'm gonna moisturize."

'This isn't going to be practical until somebody invents moisturizer.'

"This is the candidate I'll vote for! He took a bribe from my favorite cosmetic company!"