Lip Care Lover Pillows

"I love the smell of lip balm in the morning."

'Be ready in a minute - just have to put on my face.'

'You're much better than my mom. You can hardly tell when she paints her face.'

"That product you are using is fantastic. Your eye bags are gone."

Kissing the Fish

First love.

'Yeah, you have lips like Mick Jagger ... ok, back to the teleconference.'

Sunburn lotion, Windburn lotion.

"C'mon already...that lipstick really isn't my shade."

'We're the same age, but you look great! What's your secret?'

"It isn't fair! Why aren't thin lips fashionable?"

'Bradley is a strict vegetarian. Do you have broccoli flavored lipstick?'

'...'Throw down my hair'? In this condition?'

"Why do you wear green lipstick?"

"You forgot this! You never go anywhere without wearing lipstick."

Beach goer squeezes sun block tube and a t-shirt pops out.

'Please Pass the Moon Tan Lotion.'

Modern day mirror.

hair brushing: 'ninety-eight,ninety-nine...One hundred.'

'So Grandma's arrived then.'

Dang, another calling. This time, Avon.

"As you can see, hands are about to hit peak dryness, so we're predicting record lotion sales for next quarter."

Whatever look you were aiming for..you missed!

'Was that your signature kiss?'

The entire family

Brush your teeth!

'Wax Lipped Cow'.

"We're headin' into town. 'Course I'm gonna moisturize."

After an argument, they always kissed and made up.

How I feel with....liquid matte lipstick, lip gloss and chapped bare lips.

"There! Just like new!"

'This isn't going to be practical until somebody invents moisturizer.'

Family scene in jungle, "No daughter of mine is going out with all that make up on"

"I don't care what they say about lipstick on pigs... That shade looks great on you!"

"It was an emergency, Officer. I had to phone my style consultant to ask which lipstick I should be wearing."