Lip Care Enthusiast Mugs

'How about some lip balm for those dry lips?'

'Be ready in a minute - just have to put on my face.'

No Cavity Club/No New Gum Receding Club

Kissing the Fish

'Apply that ointment as directed and call me if the growth does not reduce or it starts to talk.'

First love.

"Sure I used drugs when I was your age, but they were all prescribed for acne."

'Did you use mouthwash this morning?'

'Yeah, you have lips like Mick Jagger ... ok, back to the teleconference.'

"My husband Frank still has all his own teeth...he keeps them in that jar over the fireplace!"

Floss Street Vendor

"C'mon already...that lipstick really isn't my shade."

"Yes, use an electric toothbrush but you still have to floss."

'As pizza maker, maybe a skin care products site isn't the best idea for an affiliate site.'

'Doctor, how can I prevent wrinkles? Don't sleep in your clothes.'

'You're not supposed to use 'dental floss' on dentures!'

Things you forgot to tell me about getting older: "You're going to need bigger tooth floss."

'My acne is worst on the dark side.'

'I don't like the mediciney taste of this mouthwash either. I hate that taste of eyes of newt and turtle brains first thing in the morning.'

"It isn't fair! Why aren't thin lips fashionable?"

'Bradley is a strict vegetarian. Do you have broccoli flavored lipstick?'

"Relax. I'm just here to trim your nails."

"You were smart to come see, Mr. Lewis. These moles on your back definitely look suspicious."

"Worst case of dry scalp ever!"

Botox sharpei

Grassy breath?

"Why do you wear green lipstick?"

Please Don't Wash Your Hands While Driving

Modern day mirror.

'Most of the dental floss gets thrown out on used. No wonder I'm always broke.'

'So Grandma's arrived then.'

'I used some of that stripy toothpaste. Now I have striped teeth!'

Jesus As A Teenager Clears The Temple. . .

"I guess I don't have to give you another toothbrush, since I suspect the one I gave you last time is still as good as new."

' ... plus you need to floss better.'