Lip Balm Hoarder Pillows

"I can tell when you're just kissing me to get some of my lip balm, Josh."

'All I'm saying is that we need to be a bit more careful with our money...'

'Be ready in a minute - just have to put on my face.'

Kissing the Fish

"I feel bad for the companies that make lipstick."

First love.

'Yeah, you have lips like Mick Jagger ... ok, back to the teleconference.'

Sunburn lotion, Windburn lotion.

"C'mon already...that lipstick really isn't my shade."

"I brought my worn out shoes because I heard that confession was good for the sole!"

"It isn't fair! Why aren't thin lips fashionable?"

'Bradley is a strict vegetarian. Do you have broccoli flavored lipstick?'

'Please Pass the Moon Tan Lotion.'

"Buckle up. We're in the midst of an unprecedented breadcrumb recession."

Beach goer squeezes sun block tube and a t-shirt pops out.

"Why do you wear green lipstick?"

"My father said I was too big for my britches!"

Modern day mirror.

'So Grandma's arrived then.'

"As you can see, hands are about to hit peak dryness, so we're predicting record lotion sales for next quarter."

'Was that your signature kiss?'

"He is so gross: He is a hoarder you see, and keeps all his old skins..."

"There! Just like new!"

"I don't care what they say about lipstick on pigs... That shade looks great on you!"

After an argument, they always kissed and made up.

"I love the smell of lip balm in the morning."

'Wax Lipped Cow'.

"We're headin' into town. 'Course I'm gonna moisturize."

"It was an emergency, Officer. I had to phone my style consultant to ask which lipstick I should be wearing."

How I feel with....liquid matte lipstick, lip gloss and chapped bare lips.

"Read? I don't read. I just collect."

"With all the tanning lotion, sun block and moisturizers, we're more coated with batter than the onion rings!"

Cosmetics Councer - 'Lip Schtick.'

'Reaching in! Deliberate smearing of lipstick!'

'Mom puts lipstick on so Dad knows where to kiss.'