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"Your ears seek wisdom, but your lips seek Himalayan lip balm."

"Whoa. Jeff. Looks like you got that job at the cosmetic testing lab."

'Be ready in a minute - just have to put on my face.'

Kissing the Fish

First love.

'Yeah, you have lips like Mick Jagger ... ok, back to the teleconference.'

Sunburn lotion, Windburn lotion.

"C'mon already...that lipstick really isn't my shade."

"It isn't fair! Why aren't thin lips fashionable?"

'Bradley is a strict vegetarian. Do you have broccoli flavored lipstick?'

Modern day mirror.

"Why do you wear green lipstick?"

'Please Pass the Moon Tan Lotion.'

'Mildred....is that you?'

Beach goer squeezes sun block tube and a t-shirt pops out.

'I like this shampoo. It says here: 'Not tested on animals'!'

'So Grandma's arrived then.'

"I can tell when you're just kissing me to get some of my lip balm, Josh."

"As you can see, hands are about to hit peak dryness, so we're predicting record lotion sales for next quarter."

'Was that your signature kiss?'

Just stop (macassar) oil

Which one of these things is the soap?

"We're headin' into town. 'Course I'm gonna moisturize."

"It was an emergency, Officer. I had to phone my style consultant to ask which lipstick I should be wearing."

"I don't care what they say about lipstick on pigs... That shade looks great on you!"

How I feel with....liquid matte lipstick, lip gloss and chapped bare lips.

After an argument, they always kissed and made up.

'Wax Lipped Cow'.

"I love the smell of lip balm in the morning."

"There! Just like new!"

'Do you have a perfume that will make me smell thinner?'

"With all the tanning lotion, sun block and moisturizers, we're more coated with batter than the onion rings!"

Hair spray for woman, Mr. Sheen for man.

'Reaching in! Deliberate smearing of lipstick!'

Cosmetics Councer - 'Lip Schtick.'