Balm Enthusiast T-Shirts

"I love the smell of lip balm in the morning."

Spa

Bad hair day!

"Can you make wishes on fake eyelashes?"

Too much cilantro

Newt sale

Dating is so expensive...

Pampered and poodled.

"I hope that's low calorie eye of newt."

"Whoa. Jeff. Looks like you got that job at the cosmetic testing lab."

For heavens sake,put some make-up on!

'Wrinkles can't breathe in mud.'

'I ask her to make up her mind. So she powders her forehead.'

"Snow White swears by these 10 products for flawless beauty."

What price beauty?

"I don't like your application."

"Eternally youthful complexion? Here's the deal. Never go out in the sun. Never eat dessert. And, for God's sake, don't smile."

"That product you are using is fantastic. Your eye bags are gone."

"Just a pinch, Helga ... spicy eye of newt doesn't agree with me."

'This facial cream is called 'High Definition'...it brings out beauty in sharp, wonderful detail.'

'Alright, throw in your resume and the 'Get A Job' potion will be complete.'

Why weren't we born rich instead of beautiful?

The Cat Spa

Roses

'I'm not begging, I've just painted my claws.'

"It was the most relaxing massage I've ever had."

'Don't all look at me like that! What did you expect the face pack to do for me?'

New Twenty Blades

It was time for a little bit of lady admin

"I'm not trying to be beautiful, I'm only trying to look better than everyone else there."

Desert Dermatologist

Your presentation will be terrific. I was up all night, but something's still missing. Here. I've got just what you need. How thoughtful! Eye concealer! No need to thank me.

Cosmetics. Helps get rid of crow's feet.

'I'm still hot. It just comes in flashes now.'

"Mirror, mirror, on the wall, go to hell."