Balm Enthusiast Prints

"I love the smell of lip balm in the morning."

Spa

Bad hair day!

"Can you make wishes on fake eyelashes?"

Pampered and poodled.

Too much cilantro

"Whoa. Jeff. Looks like you got that job at the cosmetic testing lab."

"I hope that's low calorie eye of newt."

Newt sale

Dating is so expensive...

For heavens sake,put some make-up on!

'I ask her to make up her mind. So she powders her forehead.'

'Wrinkles can't breathe in mud.'

"I don't like your application."

What price beauty?

"Snow White swears by these 10 products for flawless beauty."

"Eternally youthful complexion? Here's the deal. Never go out in the sun. Never eat dessert. And, for God's sake, don't smile."

"That product you are using is fantastic. Your eye bags are gone."

'Alright, throw in your resume and the 'Get A Job' potion will be complete.'

The Cat Spa

Roses

'This facial cream is called 'High Definition'...it brings out beauty in sharp, wonderful detail.'

"Just a pinch, Helga ... spicy eye of newt doesn't agree with me."

Why weren't we born rich instead of beautiful?

'I'm not begging, I've just painted my claws.'

"It was the most relaxing massage I've ever had."

'Don't all look at me like that! What did you expect the face pack to do for me?'

"I'm not trying to be beautiful, I'm only trying to look better than everyone else there."

New Twenty Blades

It was time for a little bit of lady admin

Desert Dermatologist

Cosmetics. Helps get rid of crow's feet.

'I'm still hot. It just comes in flashes now.'

Sunburn lotion, Windburn lotion.

"We're having a make up test at school. Can I borrow your mascara?"