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Botox would be pure overkill.

Bad hair day!

"Can you make wishes on fake eyelashes?"

'With all the tanning lotion, sun block and moisturizers, we're more coated with batter than the onion rings!'

Pampered and poodled.

Dating is so expensive...

"Too much concealer?"

For heavens sake,put some make-up on!

'I ask her to make up her mind. So she powders her forehead.'

'You're much better than my mom. You can hardly tell when she paints her face.'

"I don't like your application."

What price beauty?

"Snow White swears by these 10 products for flawless beauty."

"Eternally youthful complexion? Here's the deal. Never go out in the sun. Never eat dessert. And, for God's sake, don't smile."

"That product you are using is fantastic. Your eye bags are gone."

'This facial cream is called 'High Definition'...it brings out beauty in sharp, wonderful detail.'

Why weren't we born rich instead of beautiful?

"I feel bad for the companies that make lipstick."

'Maybe I should get a shopping cart.'

'Ok. Now I'm sexy.'

'I'm not begging, I've just painted my claws.'

'Don't all look at me like that! What did you expect the face pack to do for me?'

'Apply that ointment as directed and call me if the growth does not reduce or it starts to talk.'

"I'm not trying to be beautiful, I'm only trying to look better than everyone else there."

"Sure I used drugs when I was your age, but they were all prescribed for acne."

"If they do let anyone go I don't think age will be a consideration. You shouldn't kill yourself trying to look younger than you are."

Become a Cosmetic Surgeon - Raise a Few Eyebrows!

It was time for a little bit of lady admin

New Twenty Blades

"Hair spray"

Woman applying makeup

Desert Dermatologist

Cosmetics. Helps get rid of crow's feet.

'I'm still hot. It just comes in flashes now.'

Sunburn lotion, Windburn lotion.