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"I can Botox it, but I don’t want to freeze up my sixth chakra."

"Pssst! I had some CGI done."

Do you think I'm sixty?

'Apply that ointment as directed and call me if the growth does not reduce or it starts to talk.'

"Sure I used drugs when I was your age, but they were all prescribed for acne."

"Hair spray"

"If they do let anyone go I don't think age will be a consideration. You shouldn't kill yourself trying to look younger than you are."

'As pizza maker, maybe a skin care products site isn't the best idea for an affiliate site.'

'Doctor, how can I prevent wrinkles? Don't sleep in your clothes.'

"I'm thinking considerably longer. How about you, Alan?"

"Getting a Brazilian has been nothing like I expected."

"What you have is very expensive to treat. Would you like me to diagnose you with something affordable?"

'My acne is worst on the dark side.'

"You were smart to come see, Mr. Lewis. These moles on your back definitely look suspicious."

"Worst case of dry scalp ever!"

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"No matter how badly you have sinned, you don't have to worry about losing your coverage!"

'You created a new skin disease from scratch.'

Ill-fated genetics - bald headed beagle.

'Now you do realise that we're unable to cure your ugliness don't you?'

Dermatologist: Rash decisions made here.

Insurance claim on Grandma

The perils of boob jobs.

Call Stu Farkleman, Dermatologist.

Spot Check

'...run that by me again...I'm ADOPTED !?!'

A dermatologist swats a bug on a patient's back

'How to Remove Spots and Humps'

'While you're operating on me, how about throwing in some free liposuction?'

'My youngest provides me free mud.'

"That reminds me, Hon. Your Botox shipment arrived yesterday."

"Have you been giving the dog a make over again?"