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Botox would be pure overkill.

Bad hair day!

"Can you make wishes on fake eyelashes?"

'With all the tanning lotion, sun block and moisturizers, we're more coated with batter than the onion rings!'

Dating is so expensive...

"Too much concealer?"

Pampered and poodled.

For heavens sake,put some make-up on!

'I ask her to make up her mind. So she powders her forehead.'

'You're much better than my mom. You can hardly tell when she paints her face.'

"Snow White swears by these 10 products for flawless beauty."

What price beauty?

"I don't like your application."

"Eternally youthful complexion? Here's the deal. Never go out in the sun. Never eat dessert. And, for God's sake, don't smile."

"That product you are using is fantastic. Your eye bags are gone."

'Maybe I should get a shopping cart.'

'This facial cream is called 'High Definition'...it brings out beauty in sharp, wonderful detail.'

Why weren't we born rich instead of beautiful?

'Ok. Now I'm sexy.'

"I feel bad for the companies that make lipstick."

'I'm not begging, I've just painted my claws.'

'Don't all look at me like that! What did you expect the face pack to do for me?'

'Apply that ointment as directed and call me if the growth does not reduce or it starts to talk.'

New Twenty Blades

"If they do let anyone go I don't think age will be a consideration. You shouldn't kill yourself trying to look younger than you are."

Your presentation will be terrific. I was up all night, but something's still missing. Here. I've got just what you need. How thoughtful! Eye concealer! No need to thank me.

"Hair spray"

It was time for a little bit of lady admin

Woman applying makeup

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Become a Cosmetic Surgeon - Raise a Few Eyebrows!

"I'm not trying to be beautiful, I'm only trying to look better than everyone else there."

"Sure I used drugs when I was your age, but they were all prescribed for acne."

Cosmetics. Helps get rid of crow's feet.

'I'm still hot. It just comes in flashes now.'