Lip Care Prints

"I love the smell of lip balm in the morning."

'Be ready in a minute - just have to put on my face.'

Kissing the Fish

First love.

'I've got it made in the shade. What worries me is sunshine.'

'Yeah, you have lips like Mick Jagger ... ok, back to the teleconference.'

'As pizza maker, maybe a skin care products site isn't the best idea for an affiliate site.'

'I Love the touch of your dry flakey skin!'

"C'mon already...that lipstick really isn't my shade."

"No, my mom isn't hosing us down with water to keep us cool. She's hosing us down with sunscreen to keep us from burning."

"So long, Ma, I'm ridin' off into the sunset."

Dermatology: Journal of Itchcraft.

'Doctor, how can I prevent wrinkles? Don't sleep in your clothes.'

"It isn't fair! Why aren't thin lips fashionable?"

'My acne is worst on the dark side.'

"Believe me, you never looked better since you fell into that vast of skin cream."

'Bradley is a strict vegetarian. Do you have broccoli flavored lipstick?'

"I keep telling them to use sunblock."

"No threat detected. Their vast resources are spent on lasers that combat wrinkles and unwanted hair."

"Worst case of dry scalp ever!"

'Please become a NHS dentist!'

'Please don't cover me with hot sand, Dear. It makes my skin so oily.'

"You forgot this! You never go anywhere without wearing lipstick."

Modern day mirror.

"Why do you wear green lipstick?"

'So Grandma's arrived then.'

"I can tell when you're just kissing me to get some of my lip balm, Josh."

Flower growing out of a face mask

'Was that your signature kiss?'

'Looks like someone hasn't been flossing regularly.'

The Adventures of Morton - Sensitive skin.

'Well, that's just great...my big night and I get a zit!'

No sunscreen. Please help.

How I feel with....liquid matte lipstick, lip gloss and chapped bare lips.

"There! Just like new!"