Lip Balm Miner Prints

Late Stage Capitalism and the Biosphere Engage in Some Meaningful Dialogue...

For his next book, he would write an epic novel of the sea.

"When you say the meek will inherit the earth, does that include the mineral rights?"

Another day in the Splenda mines

"So, Mr Canary, I see you have experience as a mine safety specialist..."

"No coal here, either - but you never know until you look."

Will you be mine?

'Yeah, you have lips like Mick Jagger ... ok, back to the teleconference.'

Sunburn lotion, Windburn lotion.

With the mine closing down due to Emission concerns...somone had to shake their booty to keep food on the table.

Data Extraction Social Media Theme Park

'You'll be starting out at the bottom.'

'There's no need for confusion. Part 935 of Mining Regulation 823, Section 323 in Article L clearly states . . . '

'We're getting closer - That's a goldfish.'

"I asked you to send me over a prospectus!"

"Next to my two years in the Marines, you're the best thing I've ever done."

"Trepanning for gold"

"I think he may have progressed beyond just digging holes!!"

Mine Host.

"He's been acting like this ever since we installed the invisible fence."

Wen leaf blowers become too powerful.

The cry rang out. "There's gold in that there castle in the sky!" And the great beanstalk rush of 1849 had begun.

'There must be mining occurring in this mountain.'

A 93% pure nugget of lunacy in its natural state.

"I'm trying to find a new element."

'Now that you're hired, our Housing Coordinator will show you to the bunkhouse.'

'Mom, I no longer need a night light.'

Curate talking to miners

Strip Mine Estates - Mineral Rights? They're All Yours.

This here's my kitty! I call er Whiskers!

'Apparently it was quite a nice country before the mining industry took hold.'

'There! another batch of clean coal.'