Looking for a gift for your lip balm miner friend? Dive into a collection of playful and artistic items that highlight their creative passion. Whether they’re making or just love the craft, these products add a splash of fun to their day and show appreciation for their unique hobby.
Sunset gets later and later every day, little buddy. So what? So, sunset happens later in the day. That means I an accomplish a lot more before smooching hour. I can run an extra ten miles. I can chop an extra cord of firewood. I can catch an extra school of fish. I can prepare for my date by mining an extra nugget of lip balm from my secret lip balm quarry. I can download 30 extra books I'll never read.
Late Stage Capitalism and the Biosphere Engage in Some Meaningful Dialogue...
For his next book, he would write an epic novel of the sea.
"When you say the meek will inherit the earth, does that include the mineral rights?"
Another day in the Splenda mines
"So, Mr Canary, I see you have experience as a mine safety specialist..."
"No coal here, either - but you never know until you look."
Will you be mine?
'Yeah, you have lips like Mick Jagger ... ok, back to the teleconference.'
A word from James Cameron. . .
Sunburn lotion, Windburn lotion.
'You'll be starting out at the bottom.'
Data Extraction Social Media Theme Park
With the mine closing down due to Emission concerns...somone had to shake their booty to keep food on the table.
'There's no need for confusion. Part 935 of Mining Regulation 823, Section 323 in Article L clearly states . . . '
'We're getting closer - That's a goldfish.'
"I asked you to send me over a prospectus!"
"It looks like it's an eye bank."
Mine Shaft of Love.
"Next to my two years in the Marines, you're the best thing I've ever done."
"Trepanning for gold"
"I think he may have progressed beyond just digging holes!!"
Mine Host.
The cry rang out. "There's gold in that there castle in the sky!" And the great beanstalk rush of 1849 had begun.
"I'm trying to find a new element."
Wen leaf blowers become too powerful.
'Mom, I no longer need a night light.'
This here's my kitty! I call er Whiskers!
Curate talking to miners
"He's been acting like this ever since we installed the invisible fence."
'There must be mining occurring in this mountain.'
A 93% pure nugget of lunacy in its natural state.
'Now that you're hired, our Housing Coordinator will show you to the bunkhouse.'
Strip Mine Estates - Mineral Rights? They're All Yours.
'Apparently it was quite a nice country before the mining industry took hold.'
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