Miners Gifts

"That was a nice smooth stop. My one concern is that it was right on my truck!"

Curate talking to miners

After the mine petered out, two dwarfs went into the travel business: Happy & Grumpy...travel agents.

Late Stage Capitalism and the Biosphere Engage in Some Meaningful Dialogue...

Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future

"When you say the meek will inherit the earth, does that include the mineral rights?"

'Truth is fine, but I really need marketable ideas.'

Another day in the Splenda mines

"Your editor called again to see if the well was still dry."

"So, Mr Canary, I see you have experience as a mine safety specialist..."

"No coal here, either - but you never know until you look."

"I put my faith in coal. Because there’s no fuel like an old fuel."

Will you be mine?

A word from James Cameron. . .

'You'll be starting out at the bottom.'

With the mine closing down due to Emission concerns...somone had to shake their booty to keep food on the table.

Data Extraction Social Media Theme Park

'There's no need for confusion. Part 935 of Mining Regulation 823, Section 323 in Article L clearly states . . . '

'We're getting closer - That's a goldfish.'

'This 'Palestine' place you're giving to us - Will we have the mineral rights?'

"I asked you to send me over a prospectus!"

"It looks like it's an eye bank."

Mine Shaft of Love.

Where clean coal comes from.

"Trepanning for gold"

"I think he may have progressed beyond just digging holes!!"

Mine problems

Mine Host.

"Al could you unpack these mining issues for us whilst Joel drills down to get some detail on the parcel problem."

"Yes, but the trouble is he always wears that mysterious smile."

This here's my kitty! I call er Whiskers!

'Mom, I no longer need a night light.'

"I'm trying to find a new element."

Strip Mine Estates - Mineral Rights? They're All Yours.

'There must be mining occurring in this mountain.'