Gold Miner Gifts

"If there are nuggets in the sluice, let's dine out tonight."

'yes, it's a gold nugget: We'd better hide it quick or else humans will come and ruin our river...'

"Prospecting ain't what it used to be."

Panning for salmon in the Yukon.

Late Stage Capitalism and the Biosphere Engage in Some Meaningful Dialogue...

"Is this the best investment strategy you could come up with?"

"When you say the meek will inherit the earth, does that include the mineral rights?"

Another day in the Splenda mines

Man commiting suicide finds the treasure at the bottom of the sea.

"So, Mr Canary, I see you have experience as a mine safety specialist..."

Aggressive growth fund loses money shorting gold.

'This is our golden anniversary. Let's invest in gold.'

Unbeknownst to most, dogs are actually greedy bastards searching for gold,

"No coal here, either - but you never know until you look."

Will you be mine?

"I put my faith in coal. Because there’s no fuel like an old fuel."

'Now all this stuff will finally begin to pay for itself - here's the formula for transmuting lead into gold.'

A word from James Cameron. . .

With the mine closing down due to Emission concerns...somone had to shake their booty to keep food on the table.

'You'll be starting out at the bottom.'

"Whadya know, we're being audited."

'There's no need for confusion. Part 935 of Mining Regulation 823, Section 323 in Article L clearly states . . . '

'We're getting closer - That's a goldfish.'

'This 'Palestine' place you're giving to us - Will we have the mineral rights?'

"It looks like it's an eye bank."

International Monetary Conference in Paris- Silver Currency an Unsound Footing

"I asked you to send me over a prospectus!"

Where clean coal comes from.

Mine Shaft of Love.

"Trepanning for gold"

Put it in petty cash.

"The good news is that you inherit Mr. Brumble's entire estate, Miss Finster. The bad news is that he owes an outstanding balance to your plastic surgeon!"

"I'm here to gets the gold"

"I think he may have progressed beyond just digging holes!!"

Mine Host.