Modern Miner Gifts

"Hei ho, hei ho, to the lithium mines we go.,,"

Late Stage Capitalism and the Biosphere Engage in Some Meaningful Dialogue...

Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future

"When you say the meek will inherit the earth, does that include the mineral rights?"

Weird things I do because of the internet

'Truth is fine, but I really need marketable ideas.'

Another day in the Splenda mines

"So, Mr Canary, I see you have experience as a mine safety specialist..."

"Who can we call?"

"Knapsack? It's a solar-powered, bluetooth, Wi-Fi, self-charging, two shoulder GenPak with smartphone charger and GPS."

"Your editor called again to see if the well was still dry."

"No coal here, either - but you never know until you look."

Public footpath on a desert island.

Will you be mine?

"I put my faith in coal. Because there’s no fuel like an old fuel."

'You'll be starting out at the bottom.'

You Are Here...Your Nearest Wi-FI Signal Is Here.

With the mine closing down due to Emission concerns...somone had to shake their booty to keep food on the table.

Modern camping

'There's no need for confusion. Part 935 of Mining Regulation 823, Section 323 in Article L clearly states . . . '

'We're getting closer - That's a goldfish.'

'This 'Palestine' place you're giving to us - Will we have the mineral rights?'

Old MacDonald had a data farm. AI AI O.

"I asked you to send me over a prospectus!"

Mine problems

"I think he may have progressed beyond just digging holes!!"

"Trepanning for gold"

"With the latest in GPS technology embedded into my phone, who needs a map anymore?"

Mine Host.

"Al could you unpack these mining issues for us whilst Joel drills down to get some detail on the parcel problem."

"Yes, but the trouble is he always wears that mysterious smile."