Modern Miner Gifts

"Hei ho, hei ho, to the lithium mines we go.,,"

Late Stage Capitalism and the Biosphere Engage in Some Meaningful Dialogue...

Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future

"Remember when it was 'The Dog and Duck'?"

"When you say the meek will inherit the earth, does that include the mineral rights?"

Weird things I do because of the internet

'Truth is fine, but I really need marketable ideas.'

Another day in the Splenda mines

"So, Mr Canary, I see you have experience as a mine safety specialist..."

"Who can we call?"

"Knapsack? It's a solar-powered, bluetooth, Wi-Fi, self-charging, two shoulder GenPak with smartphone charger and GPS."

"Your editor called again to see if the well was still dry."

"No coal here, either - but you never know until you look."

Public footpath on a desert island.

Will you be mine?

"I put my faith in coal. Because there’s no fuel like an old fuel."

A word from James Cameron. . .

'You'll be starting out at the bottom.'

You Are Here...Your Nearest Wi-FI Signal Is Here.

With the mine closing down due to Emission concerns...somone had to shake their booty to keep food on the table.

Modern camping

'We're getting closer - That's a goldfish.'

'There's no need for confusion. Part 935 of Mining Regulation 823, Section 323 in Article L clearly states . . . '

'This 'Palestine' place you're giving to us - Will we have the mineral rights?'

"I asked you to send me over a prospectus!"

"It looks like it's an eye bank."

Old MacDonald had a data farm. AI AI O.

Mine Shaft of Love.

Where clean coal comes from.

"I think he may have progressed beyond just digging holes!!"

Mine problems

"Trepanning for gold"

"With the latest in GPS technology embedded into my phone, who needs a map anymore?"

Mine Host.

"Al could you unpack these mining issues for us whilst Joel drills down to get some detail on the parcel problem."