Oil Miner Gifts

'Did you try switching to a shampoo for oily hair?'

Late Stage Capitalism and the Biosphere Engage in Some Meaningful Dialogue...

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

"I warned you not to use that club...now look, you struck oil!"

"When you say the meek will inherit the earth, does that include the mineral rights?"

'This is the BEST well we've dug!!'

Another day in the Splenda mines

"So, Mr Canary, I see you have experience as a mine safety specialist..."

"No coal here, either - but you never know until you look."

"No. Bad dog. You may not use fracking to extract a bone you buried."

"I put my faith in coal. Because there’s no fuel like an old fuel."

US Energy Needs.

Snake in the grass...

"Come to think of it, I can't think of the last time I saw a monarch around here."

"Now I'm just cleaning up."

Will you be mine?

Impatient Oil Drillers LTD.

A word from James Cameron. . .

"Yeah, OK! You surrender. We get it. That's great. Now who's in charge around here? Hello? Yoo-hoo."

With the mine closing down due to Emission concerns...somone had to shake their booty to keep food on the table.

'You'll be starting out at the bottom.'

National Oil Reserve (Formerly National Wildlife Reserve).

'Well number 34 has run dry and is now pumping fossils.'

'We're getting closer - That's a goldfish.'

'There's no need for confusion. Part 935 of Mining Regulation 823, Section 323 in Article L clearly states . . . '

"It looks like it's an eye bank."

"I asked you to send me over a prospectus!"

Where clean coal comes from.

Mine Shaft of Love.

Keystone XL

"Potatoes...betroot...carrots...fracking..."

Energy trap.

"It's wonderful, Harry! How late does Neiman-Marcus stay open?"

There's no real oil emergency...

Camel In The Tent