Oil Miner Prints

'Did you try switching to a shampoo for oily hair?'

Late Stage Capitalism and the Biosphere Engage in Some Meaningful Dialogue...

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

"I warned you not to use that club...now look, you struck oil!"

"When you say the meek will inherit the earth, does that include the mineral rights?"

'This is the BEST well we've dug!!'

Another day in the Splenda mines

"So, Mr Canary, I see you have experience as a mine safety specialist..."

"No coal here, either - but you never know until you look."

"Come to think of it, I can't think of the last time I saw a monarch around here."

US Energy Needs.

Snake in the grass...

Will you be mine?

"I put my faith in coal. Because there’s no fuel like an old fuel."

"Now I'm just cleaning up."

Impatient Oil Drillers LTD.

With the mine closing down due to Emission concerns...somone had to shake their booty to keep food on the table.

National Oil Reserve (Formerly National Wildlife Reserve).

'You'll be starting out at the bottom.'

'Well number 34 has run dry and is now pumping fossils.'

'There's no need for confusion. Part 935 of Mining Regulation 823, Section 323 in Article L clearly states . . . '

'We're getting closer - That's a goldfish.'

"I asked you to send me over a prospectus!"

Keystone XL

"Potatoes...betroot...carrots...fracking..."

There's no real oil emergency...

Energy trap.

"Trepanning for gold"

'Maybe we should've let that one pass.'