Miners T-Shirts

"That was a nice smooth stop. My one concern is that it was right on my truck!"

Curate talking to miners

After the mine petered out, two dwarfs went into the travel business: Happy & Grumpy...travel agents.

Late Stage Capitalism and the Biosphere Engage in Some Meaningful Dialogue...

Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future

"When you say the meek will inherit the earth, does that include the mineral rights?"

'Truth is fine, but I really need marketable ideas.'

Another day in the Splenda mines

"So, Mr Canary, I see you have experience as a mine safety specialist..."

"Your editor called again to see if the well was still dry."

"No coal here, either - but you never know until you look."

Will you be mine?

"I put my faith in coal. Because there’s no fuel like an old fuel."

Data Extraction Social Media Theme Park

'You'll be starting out at the bottom.'

With the mine closing down due to Emission concerns...somone had to shake their booty to keep food on the table.

'There's no need for confusion. Part 935 of Mining Regulation 823, Section 323 in Article L clearly states . . . '

'We're getting closer - That's a goldfish.'

'This 'Palestine' place you're giving to us - Will we have the mineral rights?'

"I asked you to send me over a prospectus!"

"Trepanning for gold"

"I think he may have progressed beyond just digging holes!!"

Mine problems

Mine Host.

"Al could you unpack these mining issues for us whilst Joel drills down to get some detail on the parcel problem."

"Yes, but the trouble is he always wears that mysterious smile."

"He's been acting like this ever since we installed the invisible fence."

Wen leaf blowers become too powerful.

The cry rang out. "There's gold in that there castle in the sky!" And the great beanstalk rush of 1849 had begun.

'There must be mining occurring in this mountain.'

"I'm trying to find a new element."

'Now that you're hired, our Housing Coordinator will show you to the bunkhouse.'

The Eureka Stockade

Strip Mine Estates - Mineral Rights? They're All Yours.