Lip Reading Prints

2020 was a rough year for lip readers. (sad man wearing a mask, not able to read lips)

'Oh, he hates the itching and scratching, but he's terrified of lip readers.'

"This paw has you meeting a lovely poodle, an enchantress who will win your heart... but look, here, this is telling me she's lousy with fleas."

Man enters a palm reading establishment carrying a tropical plant.

"I'm not sure you'll want to know this."

"Barb's such a fast reader."

'Yeah, you have lips like Mick Jagger ... ok, back to the teleconference.'

Ill next Thursday

Man sees 'Palm Readings and Stock Projections' business window

'Well done Hopkins - I hear you cleared your in tray for the first time in twenty years.'

"Out today due to foreseen circumstances."

Fortune teller describes to angler the size of the fish he's going to catch.

Your Palm

"Why do you wear green lipstick?"

"You forgot this! You never go anywhere without wearing lipstick."

'I see you're not wearing clean underpants.'

'That line means good managerial skills!'

Palm Reader...

'Sorry Ma'am, but I only do palm-readings...'

'The mist is clearing.'

Psychic: Palm reading, tarot, and lost and found.

Rapid reading center.

'I've never seen anyone lip-sync a speech before.'

A man and a woman at a house party

"I love the smell of lip balm in the morning."

"The secret to speed reading is skipping every other page."

Madame Babushka: Palm reading, seances, portfolio management.

Are we what we eat and what do we actually eat?

'I removed the sugar, artificial flavors, coloring, preservatives, and additives. Now the eight ounce box weighs four ounces.'

"Did we have visitors today? Wait! Let me guess! Tia Delia...cousin Esther...and Tia Zulema."

"I see you've never dated a clairvoyant before."

'Do you want tea leaves or the cards?' - 'You mean you don't know.'

Man see's 'Distribution' in his crystal ball

"So, what brings you here today?"