Lipstick Mark Connoisseurs Pillows

"Did we have visitors today? Wait! Let me guess! Tia Delia...cousin Esther...and Tia Zulema."

'Be ready in a minute - just have to put on my face.'

"Darling, wait until you taste the new year's menu I have ordered for us!"

Kissing the Fish

First love.

"C'mon already...that lipstick really isn't my shade."

Rent-a-Drama: "How many tweens will you need for your event?"

'Bradley is a strict vegetarian. Do you have broccoli flavored lipstick?'

"The extent of your extracurricular activities in high school, may very well be participation in regular program of oral hygiene using an effective decay preventaative tooth paste, but that won't get you into a good university."

"It isn't fair! Why aren't thin lips fashionable?"

"You forgot this! You never go anywhere without wearing lipstick."

'The truth is, Gorillas don't even like bananas...They just love pratfalls.'

"Why do you wear green lipstick?"

'A table for two?'

Modern day mirror.

"What?!! I'm reducing friction on the ice."

'So Grandma's arrived then.'

'Was that your signature kiss?'

"I understand you were involved in a golf mishap this morning!"

"Wouldn't it be easier just to go to another restaurant."

"It was an emergency, Officer. I had to phone my style consultant to ask which lipstick I should be wearing."

Rebels without a magic marker

After an argument, they always kissed and made up.

"I don't care what they say about lipstick on pigs... That shade looks great on you!"

'Wax Lipped Cow'.

'Punch, kick, grapple, bite.' - 'Them's fightin' words!'

How I feel with....liquid matte lipstick, lip gloss and chapped bare lips.

"There! Just like new!"

"...with the Botox injections... I never lose at poker."

"With all the tanning lotion, sun block and moisturizers, we're more coated with batter than the onion rings!"

What do you want in a lipstick Chocolate flavouring, cellulite burning enzymes and an alcohol content of 40

Cowgirl applying bullet shaped lipstick.

Lipstick hiccups

'Mom puts lipstick on so Dad knows where to kiss.'