Lipstick Mark Connoisseurs Gifts

"Did we have visitors today? Wait! Let me guess! Tia Delia...cousin Esther...and Tia Zulema."

'Be ready in a minute - just have to put on my face.'

"Darling, wait until you taste the new year's menu I have ordered for us!"

Kissing the Fish

First love.

"C'mon already...that lipstick really isn't my shade."

"It isn't fair! Why aren't thin lips fashionable?"

"The extent of your extracurricular activities in high school, may very well be participation in regular program of oral hygiene using an effective decay preventaative tooth paste, but that won't get you into a good university."

Rent-a-Drama: "How many tweens will you need for your event?"

'Bradley is a strict vegetarian. Do you have broccoli flavored lipstick?'

"You forgot this! You never go anywhere without wearing lipstick."

Modern day mirror.

"Why do you wear green lipstick?"

Abbott and Costello meet Leo Tolstoy.

'The truth is, Gorillas don't even like bananas...They just love pratfalls.'

"What?!! I'm reducing friction on the ice."

'A table for two?'

'So Grandma's arrived then.'

'Was that your signature kiss?'

"I understand you were involved in a golf mishap this morning!"

"Wouldn't it be easier just to go to another restaurant."

After an argument, they always kissed and made up.

'Punch, kick, grapple, bite.' - 'Them's fightin' words!'

Rebels without a magic marker

'Wax Lipped Cow'.

"There! Just like new!"

How I feel with....liquid matte lipstick, lip gloss and chapped bare lips.

"It was an emergency, Officer. I had to phone my style consultant to ask which lipstick I should be wearing."

"I don't care what they say about lipstick on pigs... That shade looks great on you!"

"...with the Botox injections... I never lose at poker."

"With all the tanning lotion, sun block and moisturizers, we're more coated with batter than the onion rings!"

What do you want in a lipstick Chocolate flavouring, cellulite burning enzymes and an alcohol content of 40

You haven't said a word all evening, Lance. What happened to your promise that we would spend more quality time together. Quality time, Gloria? I thought you said "quantity time."

Lipstick hiccups

Cowgirl applying bullet shaped lipstick.