Lipstick Aficionado Gifts

'He'll be with you in a few minutes. He's just putting his lipstick on.'

'So which do you think - 'Passionate Pink' or 'Sultry Sienna'?'

Lipstick hiccups

Cowgirl applying bullet shaped lipstick.

"Has anyone seen the dog?"

Comedy Cafe

A Vase has fallen on a cat's head. Are mice to blame?

Executive ignores wet floor warning and slides down hall

"Too much concealer?"

'Be ready in a minute - just have to put on my face.'

"Let's just go in and see what happens."

"Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!"

"Snow White swears by these 10 products for flawless beauty."

"I don't know whether to be mad that you had water this whole time or impressed with your commitment to the joke."

"Eternally youthful complexion? Here's the deal. Never go out in the sun. Never eat dessert. And, for God's sake, don't smile."

"That product you are using is fantastic. Your eye bags are gone."

'Popovitch, nobody laughed about you until you fell off the ladder and got trampled down by the elephants. I want you to do that every evening.'

'This facial cream is called 'High Definition'...it brings out beauty in sharp, wonderful detail.'

"Watch carefully...it hurts when I do this."

Kissing the Fish

"I was ironing the curtains and fell out of the window..!"

Clown's Cuckoo Clock.

'You need to do something about your dry skin.'

Pie Charts, Inc.

First love.

"Sure I used drugs when I was your age, but they were all prescribed for acne."

"Would you like to try them out?"

New Twenty Blades

Desert Dermatologist

"It will be okay to hop when you go home but don't try to run."

'Yeah, I slipped on a banana skin too...'

Custard pie ejects from book - 'How to be a clown'

'Yeah, you have lips like Mick Jagger ... ok, back to the teleconference.'

Sunburn lotion, Windburn lotion.

"We're the same age, but you look great! What's your secret?"