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"I give up. Where's the power button?"

"Yep, I've read this chapter before."

'It was a real scroller. I couldn't put down my screen.'

"I got tired of 'Moby-Dick' taunting me from my bookshelf, so I put it on my Kindle and haven't thought of it since."

Megabyte Information Processing Center.

'Yeah, you have lips like Mick Jagger ... ok, back to the teleconference.'

'You were a book all along.'

"Mom, I can't get this book to turn on."

Modern Studying

"You like people and people respond to that."

'He's in the library.'

"I love the smell of lip balm in the morning."

"I've created a supplement to the Nook. I call it the Cranny."

'I'm with the Campus Police, ma'am... we had a tip than someone in this dorm may be reading for pleasure.'

'I met my husband at one of these conventions. You could say it was love at second sight.'

"I pushed the learn button on the remote and that book popped up on the screen!"

'Go girl!'

"The 10-week course costs $600 and takes an hour and a half to complete."

'Oh, he hates the itching and scratching, but he's terrified of lip readers.'

Library Returns

"No, your book didn't 'lock up' on you. You actually have to turn the page."

"It's called a 'bookmark.' It's like a 'save progress' option."

The Crushing of Independent Bookstores.

2020 was a rough year for lip readers. (sad man wearing a mask, not able to read lips)

'Because you move your lips, when you read, I think I have some idea of what you're going to have.'

"You realize if you learn that, your browsing days in here are over."

"It's like reading a regular book, but you know it's reading you back."

'Three weeks - and he hasn't finished the first paragraph!'