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“Can I have her now? Hey! My turn.”

'The creative process works best with a relaxed brain, so I'm letting my mind wander to let a solution drift in.'

"I'm not napping yet, but I am getting ready to with a pre-nap warm up."

"Mmmm! Bears hibernate in the winter. Cats can hibernate anytime we want!"

"Just gotta wait 'till she wakes up."

'Seriously. You have to get one of these.'

Conservation Area

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"Dear Diary: Today I ate, groomed, napped. Ate, groomed, napped. Ate, groomed, napped ... HAIRBALL!!"

'Congratulations Mr. Dumley, you have a lovely little thing...'

The Dandy

"She's been in shavasana for - like - a really long time...."

'Peekaboo!'

So that's it? I've tweeted a risque photo of my bicep. What happens next? We wait for the outpouring. I'm ready. Bring on the outrage. C'mon media! Let's hear your disgust that some old man would brazenly send such a lascivious photo. Then, with the world looking at me, I'll astound them with my idea of a universal health care system! Wait. Wait. Not yet. it's time for my first nap of the day. Can we do this later? What? Zzzzz. Best way for this to end.

"Let's see if mom likes that super comfortable yoga mat we bought her."

'Yeah, you have lips like Mick Jagger ... ok, back to the teleconference.'

"I met my husband at a wedding. Everyone said he was the best man."

Fast Food Fly-Thru

Leap Frog

"She's missing out on her entire vacation."

Tired Woods

'I am not doing nothing... I am perfecting inertia.'

"Nap time."

'It was worse than that ? I was slimed by a lawyer!'

"Why run a marathon when you can sleep through it?"

'Thanks for the invitation, but I can never seem to find the energy to party...'

"Papi, this says laughter de-stresses the entire body!"

Cat to second cat: 'I need you to sign a pre-nap.'

"And now to check the patient's reflexes."

UFO Society: Abducted for Lunch

'Marvin, you fell asleep in the hot tub again.'

'We'll have lunch here and then we'll keep looking for whales.'

Ball pit

'Tommy falls asleep in class.'

A cat draws a picture of a sleeping man