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"You just blinked — I saw you blink first. OK, again. Ready? Go!"

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

Little dog in Romance section in bookstore under sign: 'Puppy Love'

A large leaf falling on a dog

'Super Dog'

"You can stop pulling, you knucklehead—I took your leash off ten minutes ago."

“Who’s a good boy that doesn’t feel obliged to prove it by holding too many interesting literary and social opinions?”

'They're dog roses!'

"Your love gives me strength."

"No I said fetch , not wretch.."

A dog postal worker delivers through a letterbox in a doggy door.

Feline Stand Up - 'Fetching...how dumb is that? And another thing I don't understand...what's with all that TAIL WAGGING?'

“Can I have her now? Hey! My turn.”

"We're slapping you with a stress suit, pal!"

'Marm doesn't understand, 'I've got it, I've got it'.'

"I'm not his best friend. But he is in my extended network."

"Shhh! I'm hiding from Mistress who wants to go on a walk! It's cold and raining outside: no way I'm wearing that stupid coat again!"

'No, first start the engine, then bark!'

Sonata for Piano and Dog

"Thank goodness for pet doors because the alarm on my piddle clock was about to ring on the rug."

'Wow, I sure got a lot of mail today!'

"Sorry Frank, but I can no longer go on with this charade. Not only am I not your best friend, I'm not even sure if I like you at all."

"It's nice to be wanted."

'Don't be surprised if he throws that life preserver at you. I got him at a rescue shelter.'

'He's never going to graduate. How about giving him an honorary degree instead?'

'No, I am not finished with the comics section, now give me back my glasses!'

'He's hoping to get out on appeal.'

'Sure, I could be independent, but it's so much nicer to allow myself to be spoiled rotten by Mistress...'

"Fuhgettaboutit, Charley. Ya been fixed."

When Dogs Rule

"Congratulations. It's a litter."

"Honey! He's breached the recliner! I repeat, the puppy has breached my La-Z-Boy!!"

"Look, you got mail! Press the 'fetch' key."

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