Lap Dog Friend Pillows

"You just blinked — I saw you blink first. OK, again. Ready? Go!"

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

A large leaf falling on a dog

Little dog in Romance section in bookstore under sign: 'Puppy Love'

'Super Dog'

"You can stop pulling, you knucklehead—I took your leash off ten minutes ago."

“Who’s a good boy that doesn’t feel obliged to prove it by holding too many interesting literary and social opinions?”

'They're dog roses!'

"Your love gives me strength."

"No I said fetch , not wretch.."

Feline Stand Up - 'Fetching...how dumb is that? And another thing I don't understand...what's with all that TAIL WAGGING?'

"We're slapping you with a stress suit, pal!"

'Marm doesn't understand, 'I've got it, I've got it'.'

“Can I have her now? Hey! My turn.”

A dog postal worker delivers through a letterbox in a doggy door.

"I'm not his best friend. But he is in my extended network."

'Max and I have a give and take relationship. He sniffs my butt...and I let him.'

"Thank goodness for pet doors because the alarm on my piddle clock was about to ring on the rug."

Sonata for Piano and Dog

'Wow, I sure got a lot of mail today!'

'No, first start the engine, then bark!'

"Shhh! I'm hiding from Mistress who wants to go on a walk! It's cold and raining outside: no way I'm wearing that stupid coat again!"

Dog Birthdays

"Sorry Frank, but I can no longer go on with this charade. Not only am I not your best friend, I'm not even sure if I like you at all."

"It's nice to be wanted."

'Don't be surprised if he throws that life preserver at you. I got him at a rescue shelter.'

'No, I am not finished with the comics section, now give me back my glasses!'

'He's never going to graduate. How about giving him an honorary degree instead?'

"Fuhgettaboutit, Charley. Ya been fixed."

"He ran out of pee."

'Sure, I could be independent, but it's so much nicer to allow myself to be spoiled rotten by Mistress...'

When Dogs Rule

'He's hoping to get out on appeal.'

"Look, you got mail! Press the 'fetch' key."

Dog History