Lap Aficionado Pillows

Endurance

"Portrait of a Lady"

Oscar would laugh whenever he recalled his empty existence before golf.

"Good game, good game, nice game, namaste, good game, nice game ..."

'The World will speak hip-hop tomorrow.'

'Fancy a game of five-a-side, boys?'

Rap music

'He's got classic form, but if he doesn't improve his grades he won't get into college. He doesn't think.'

'When I'm not thinking about me, the Giants, the Knicks or the Yankees, I'm thinking about us.'

Yo! Emmett Kelly raps! (with ringmaster flash)

“Can I have her now? Hey! My turn.”

"And now, since our local teams really stink, here are scores for actual good teams around the country that you might want to root for."

'You haven't heard the best thing. . .no referees.'

'He's missed six goals today. I bet he could kick himself.'

Cristiano Ronaldo

The Harper Plays Cricket.

'It doesn't show it on this map....'

"I need to buy a faster fastball."

'It took some doing, but we got your name on!'

'Yo, Corona! Pack your stuff! You've been traded.'

"Yes, it's a sports related injury. He dropped his bowling ball."

"I'm surprised at you, Ted. You know we're not allowed to serve alcoholic beverages to dogs."

Lost

Football.

"Depressed, anxious, worried about the future we've had a great deal of this recently...I'd suggest you avoid watching England for a while."

Fox hunting.

"It was your father's idea - He can't bear to miss a second of the game."

National Park Map

Gangsta wrap.

Soccer player being showered with toilet roles and a toilet.

"The woman who ordered the poulet chasseur would like to come in and rap about it."