Lap Dog Enthusiast Gifts

"This lap dog knows absolutely nothing about computers."

"Your love gives me strength."

“Can I have her now? Hey! My turn.”

Shepherd, Herder, Hunter, Thinker.

Dog Training. Most of the choices the dogs made for their book reports are logical. The labrador retriever chose "Catch-22." The terrier, who loves to dig, chose "Journey to the Center of the Earth." The basset hound is doing his on "The Howling." and the shar-pei picked "A Wrinkle in Time." But the dachshund's choice confuses me. Even with the ground-hugging physique, he selected "Wuthering Heights."

'Ben, you don't know how nice it is to be hunting with you, especially after fishing with you.'

Dog and man on couch

"Bad Dog!!! You can't trust those chocolate labs."

"More please."

YOUR HORSE - Poster style outlining horse parts.

'He's so clever he's learning a second language!'

'Thanks girls: Boy it's cold today!'

"I'm used to embellished resumes, but claiming you can herd cats is a bit far fetched..."

'Nowadays kiddo, we just need to herd the sheep, but my grandfather had to protect them from wolves!'

To Doc who took care of me while I was alive...

"He calls it an 'accident' but you and I both know that was no accident."

'Don't you think you're spoiling that dog,Dorothy?'

'Sorry, we can't be best friends: Tradition says we have to be our Masters' best friends...'

World Championship Sheepdog Trials.

"You just blinked — I saw you blink first. OK, again. Ready? Go!"

Shall we go into the pen? Or stay here and annoy him for another 10 minutes?

'What are you staring at? You have free wi fi here, don't you?'

'I'm good with sheep. . .'

"I wasn't getting any work done at home, so I thought I'd try somewhere hot, bright and uncomfortable."

"Okay, I got your stuff ordered. I work remotely now."

Michael Schumacher

"Worst case of stockholm syndrome I've ever seen."

'A lazy dog, but great at delegating authority.'

"It's a relatively new breed. He's a West Coast Trend Setter!"

Hair of the dog spots: maltese on a walk

Farmer with a Staff Wanted sign.

Endurance

'I went to obedience school, but I can't say I've ever had occasion to use anything I learned there.'

"He's a true friend and companion and, should it ever come to it, meat."

'Well yes, technically, I'm a Sheep-Dog, but I've never been near a farm, let alone a sheep...'