Lapdog Enthusiast Gifts

"Remember laps?"

Knock on the door - dog stands up and shouts 'Beat it!'

"Your love gives me strength."

“Can I have her now? Hey! My turn.”

'Are you SURE you switched off the electric blanket, luv?'

"More please."

'Ben, you don't know how nice it is to be hunting with you, especially after fishing with you.'

Dog and man on couch

"Bad Dog!!! You can't trust those chocolate labs."

YOUR HORSE - Poster style outlining horse parts.

'He's so clever he's learning a second language!'

"I'm used to embellished resumes, but claiming you can herd cats is a bit far fetched..."

'Thanks girls: Boy it's cold today!'

The poodle plague of 1712 crippled France's overpriced dog industry for decades.

'Don't you think you're spoiling that dog,Dorothy?'

"You just blinked — I saw you blink first. OK, again. Ready? Go!"

"I got my hair straightened..."

World Championship Sheepdog Trials.

"He calls it an 'accident' but you and I both know that was no accident."

To Doc who took care of me while I was alive...

'Nowadays kiddo, we just need to herd the sheep, but my grandfather had to protect them from wolves!'

'Sorry, we can't be best friends: Tradition says we have to be our Masters' best friends...'

Shall we go into the pen? Or stay here and annoy him for another 10 minutes?

'I'm good with sheep. . .'

Michael Schumacher

'Let's switch sides. My feet are killing me.'

"Worst case of stockholm syndrome I've ever seen."

'A lazy dog, but great at delegating authority.'

Hair of the dog spots: maltese on a walk

Endurance

Farmer with a Staff Wanted sign.

'I went to obedience school, but I can't say I've ever had occasion to use anything I learned there.'

"He's a true friend and companion and, should it ever come to it, meat."

A fat man walking his dog from his car.

'Honey must not like you! She's never bitten anyone before.'