Lane Lover Pillows

Beginner approaching the lane.

The Pro Bowlers Strike a Pose for their Reunion Photo

Bowling ball van driving into bowling pin factory.

Bowling alley

Bowling ball head.

'I'm toast.'

I'd Rather Be Bowling.

'I hate running in the outside lane.'

"This is for those pesky 7-10 splits."

"Maybe you should just slow your roll."

"How can you be out of wings?"

"He can't decide which one he likes best. . .His leaf blower, his weed wacker, or his metal detector."

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

"This stool shall pass."

Kid to fellow fisherman: 'Why do they stink like fish when they've been bathing this whole time?'

'Come out with your fins up!'

Fish talking about fisherman

'Sorry, Frank, I know this is your favourite lake, but I just can't eat fish who smoke cigarettes.'

Loud mouth bass.

"Wow-free sky hoagies!"

'He misses his garden when he's on holiday'

Beginning Yarder.

'You catch me, you throw me back. You catch me, you throw me back. Dude, get a life!'

Stratigraphy

Go jump in the lake!

'Well, if you're going to order 'left wings' and I'm going to order 'right,' maybe we should just order burgers instead.'

'Just a couple more and we'll call it a day.'

"Frank, I said I'm sorry about breaking your line. But it sure was a big fish, wasn't it."

'I did not say there was a miss in the motor, I said the motor was missing.'

'I told my wife she had to choose between me and that precious boat of her's. She called my bluff. Can I sleep on your couch?'

Shore fishing requires threading the needle.

"Well don't snore - you'll frighten the fish!"

"Let me know if you smell any large-mouth bass."

Mass Travel