Lane Enthusiast Pillows

Bowling Pin: 'There, THAT'S him!! Number 4! That's the CRAZY Psycho!'

Right lane ends 500 feet. . .Cheer up - it begins again 3 miles.

"So the plan is to fly everyone for free. But we'll charge $400.00 per bag."

Adult Courses. It's so hard keeping the information from different classes separate! I'm talking film history and psychology. I failed a test because I said a "psychopath" is the walkway Norman Bates took home. I also confused geography and aeronautics. I said the "great plains" are located at an Air Force testing base in the California desert. My worst nightmare was confusing the thinks ti learned in driver's education and statistics. But at least I now know it's driving where you must st

Airlines

A newborn parachutes to safety after the stork carrying him gets hit by a plane.

Airline Debts: Layoffs to help us stay afloat.

Servicemen.

WW2 fighter pilot with emoji kills

'Buying the inflight entertainment system was a great idea of yours, Dear...'

"We're airship people, not mega-airship people."

"If God had meant us to fly, he'd give us more leg room!"

Newlyweds. . . 10 Years Married. . . 25 Years Married. . . 50+ Years Married.

"It was a holiday I'll never forget...I saw life in the raw!"

Cow Blue Arrows

TSA Noah

'We will be 3 minutes late taking off. . . the pilot has to piddle.'

'Sir, will that be business or first class?'

'If we have only fractional ownership, it's not a private jet anymore, is it?'

Geese's Thoughts.

"This seat with extra legroom is great."

'...so if we can save enough maybe, just maybe, next year we'll be migrating courtesy of British Airways.'

Airplane Mode.

Birds Following Witch.

'I feel like my ears are about to pop.'

'I dont know about you, but I've got the feeling we're in for long flight delays...'

'You know, just because they ask, doesn't mean you have to let them fly.'

"Folks, if you look out of your window at those clouds below, you'll have a nice view of the Grateful Dead dancing bears."

The Wright brothers discover the first nightmare flight

Why doesn't birdie go soaring on high like other birds?

'Dad, may I use the plane tonight?'

'Oops! Sorry! I should've said, 'buckle your seat belts'!'

Royal Bear Force - "Honey at 10 o'clock."

'He must be going economy!'

'I wish they'd hurry up and fix the wind tunnel.'