Drone Techie Gifts

'Remember when the authorities were notified when we were spotted? Now nobody cares. They think we're drones.'

"You do realize his ‘nose so bright’ is going to attract a horde of Defense Department drones."

Wifi in Hell

"Those new coffee drones are really starting to get on my nerves."

Dog flying with a drone backpack is attacking another drone delivering the mail.

I cut my own hair — using a drone.

'We will not be disarmed by gun control! We will not be stripped naked and left at the mercy of a tyrannical government!'

'And don't be afraid to ask for directions.'

"Mom! Kathy's feeding her liver to the dog! Want to see the video?"

Nuclear Security Summit

"I thought I made it clear that this was a drone-free meeting."

"Hack back with all you've got!"

Split Decision

'There's a software glitch. The drones have built a hive and are trying to make honey.'

'Somebody close the window. Those pesky drones are getting in.'

Domestic Spying Drones

Entomology Reference

I Want to be a Drone President

"I'm gonna want that taxidermied."

A fisherman reacts as he sees a drone flying over the lake with a fishing line into the water below.

'Waiter, there's a drone in my soup.'

"I think that's one of those annoying flying drones we've been hearing about!"

"Lost drone! Reward! Goes by the name of 'Phantom 3'."

"We're history, Rudolph....I tell ya, we're history."

'Your resume says you have a B.A. in medieval history, a M.A. in modern art, and a PhD in metaphysical poetry. Have you checked us out on the internet? We design and manufacture detonation switches for drones.'

"It beats flying for your food."

"Well, we can kiss being free-range goodbye."

Who's the kid with the predator drone?

"I don't know if it's NSA, FBI, IRS, or nosy neighbor."

"We now allow our employees to send their drones in to work for them. It saves them time and money on gas."

'Sure, we kill a few innocent people with drones, but think how many innocent people die in auto accidents.'

"Voila! Our tree-trimming drone just saved us 600 bucks!'

'This is the emergency drone speaking...get out of the way, as of now you are replaced!'

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