Drone Technician Gifts

Man Sitting On Park Bench Feeding Batteries To Drones.

'I have a plan 'B' but that's also dependent on a working projector bulb.'

"Lemme know when you’re ready to howl at it."

"Those new coffee drones are really starting to get on my nerves."

I cut my own hair — using a drone.

Dog flying with a drone backpack is attacking another drone delivering the mail.

'We will not be disarmed by gun control! We will not be stripped naked and left at the mercy of a tyrannical government!'

'And don't be afraid to ask for directions.'

"I thought I made it clear that this was a drone-free meeting."

"Mom! Kathy's feeding her liver to the dog! Want to see the video?"

Split Decision

Nuclear Security Summit

'Somebody close the window. Those pesky drones are getting in.'

'There's a software glitch. The drones have built a hive and are trying to make honey.'

Domestic Spying Drones

"I think that's one of those annoying flying drones we've been hearing about!"

"I'm gonna want that taxidermied."

A fisherman reacts as he sees a drone flying over the lake with a fishing line into the water below.

Entomology Reference

'Waiter, there's a drone in my soup.'

'Your resume says you have a B.A. in medieval history, a M.A. in modern art, and a PhD in metaphysical poetry. Have you checked us out on the internet? We design and manufacture detonation switches for drones.'

"Well, we can kiss being free-range goodbye."

'Remember when the authorities were notified when we were spotted? Now nobody cares. They think we're drones.'

'Sure, we kill a few innocent people with drones, but think how many innocent people die in auto accidents.'

"I don't know if it's NSA, FBI, IRS, or nosy neighbor."

Who's the kid with the predator drone?

"Voila! Our tree-trimming drone just saved us 600 bucks!'

"Fred, a drone! Let's get it!"

Drone Baby Delivery

'This is the emergency drone speaking...get out of the way, as of now you are replaced!'

"Someone is using their drone to do their shopping for the. I guess holiday traffic is the mother of invention."

The next drone flight

"You're in cubicle 1,962. If you get lost in there, I'll send a drone in to guide you."

"I think it's from accounting."

Drone warfare...