Drone Technician Mugs

Man Sitting On Park Bench Feeding Batteries To Drones.

'I have a plan 'B' but that's also dependent on a working projector bulb.'

"Lemme know when you’re ready to howl at it."

"Those new coffee drones are really starting to get on my nerves."

I cut my own hair — using a drone.

Dog flying with a drone backpack is attacking another drone delivering the mail.

'We will not be disarmed by gun control! We will not be stripped naked and left at the mercy of a tyrannical government!'

"Mom! Kathy's feeding her liver to the dog! Want to see the video?"

'And don't be afraid to ask for directions.'

"I thought I made it clear that this was a drone-free meeting."

Nuclear Security Summit

'Somebody close the window. Those pesky drones are getting in.'

'There's a software glitch. The drones have built a hive and are trying to make honey.'

Domestic Spying Drones

"I'm gonna want that taxidermied."

A fisherman reacts as he sees a drone flying over the lake with a fishing line into the water below.

'Waiter, there's a drone in my soup.'

"I think that's one of those annoying flying drones we've been hearing about!"

Entomology Reference

'Your resume says you have a B.A. in medieval history, a M.A. in modern art, and a PhD in metaphysical poetry. Have you checked us out on the internet? We design and manufacture detonation switches for drones.'

'Remember when the authorities were notified when we were spotted? Now nobody cares. They think we're drones.'

"Well, we can kiss being free-range goodbye."

"I don't know if it's NSA, FBI, IRS, or nosy neighbor."

The next drone flight

'Why pay the airline $7.00 for a beer, when I can get a drone to deliver 6 for the same price?'

"Someone is using their drone to do their shopping for the. I guess holiday traffic is the mother of invention."

Drone warfare...

'This is the emergency drone speaking...get out of the way, as of now you are replaced!'

"I think it's from accounting."

"We now allow our employees to send their drones in to work for them. It saves them time and money on gas."

'Sure, we kill a few innocent people with drones, but think how many innocent people die in auto accidents.'

"Voila! Our tree-trimming drone just saved us 600 bucks!'

Drone Spray

"You're in cubicle 1,962. If you get lost in there, I'll send a drone in to guide you."

"Fred, a drone! Let's get it!"