Uav Operator Gifts

When drones socialise.

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

"Behold! As I transform this family size frozen lasagna into a meal for one."

"All our extras are ex-soccer players - they're the best at dramatically faking injuries."

If nobody had invented graphics

Working in the Hazard Zone!

"Here's the deal, boys. We need to see a little more bickering. We're doing a Reality Show."

'Action!...Cut!...Right, everything else is CGI'

Local News in Heaven

'We're doing a fly on the wall documentary.'

Police film evidence

Husband bakes a pie

I cut my own hair — using a drone.

"... And in Canada today ... nothing happened."

'And don't be afraid to ask for directions.'

“Look! We’re on the naked cam!”

"Mom! Kathy's feeding her liver to the dog! Want to see the video?"

"Come to think of it, I can't think of the last time I saw a monarch around here."

'There's a software glitch. The drones have built a hive and are trying to make honey.'

"I'm gonna want that taxidermied."

"I think that's one of those annoying flying drones we've been hearing about!"

'Waiter, there's a drone in my soup.'

"In this scene, imagine you're sentient and know what feelings are."

"Well, we can kiss being free-range goodbye."

A fly on the wall documentary.

Drone Spray

"We now allow our employees to send their drones in to work for them. It saves them time and money on gas."

"Voila! Our tree-trimming drone just saved us 600 bucks!'

'You don't know how much it would mean to me if you could just jump.'

A convict escaping during the press scrum

Drone Baby Delivery

August 9, 1857: The World's First Elevator Demonstration

"I think it's from accounting."

"It's my extreme sports camera. I thought it would be cool to show my mom what I do at work."

'Sure, we kill a few innocent people with drones, but think how many innocent people die in auto accidents.'