Missile Operator Gifts

Looking for a gift for a missile operator? Our collection features witty and heartfelt items that recognize the dedication and precision of those in defense roles. Perfect for celebrating their service, resilience, and unique expertise, these products make meaningful tokens for military personnel, veterans, or anyone proud of their role in national security.

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"Guess I'm having one of those days." mockup

"Guess I'm having one of those days."

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'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.' mockup

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

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If nobody had invented graphics

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Working in the Hazard Zone!

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"All our extras are ex-soccer players - they're the best at dramatically faking injuries."

"All our extras are ex-soccer players - they're the best at dramatically faking injuries." mockup

"All our extras are ex-soccer players - they're the best at dramatically faking injuries."

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"Here's the deal, boys. We need to see a little more bickering. We're doing a Reality Show."

"Here's the deal, boys. We need to see a little more bickering. We're doing a Reality Show." mockup

"Here's the deal, boys. We need to see a little more bickering. We're doing a Reality Show."

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'Action!...Cut!...Right, everything else is CGI'

'Action!...Cut!...Right, everything else is CGI' mockup

'Action!...Cut!...Right, everything else is CGI'

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Local News in Heaven

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'We're doing a fly on the wall documentary.'

'We're doing a fly on the wall documentary.' mockup

'We're doing a fly on the wall documentary.'

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I cut my own hair — using a drone. mockup

I cut my own hair — using a drone.

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Police film evidence

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"... And in Canada today ... nothing happened."

"... And in Canada today ... nothing happened." mockup

"... And in Canada today ... nothing happened."

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"Mom! Kathy's feeding her liver to the dog! Want to see the video?"

"Mom! Kathy's feeding her liver to the dog! Want to see the video?" mockup

"Mom! Kathy's feeding her liver to the dog! Want to see the video?"

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'Business is booming.' - at Uncle Bert's Explosives

'Business is booming.' - at Uncle Bert's Explosives mockup

'Business is booming.' - at Uncle Bert's Explosives

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"Come to think of it, I can't think of the last time I saw a monarch around here."

"Come to think of it, I can't think of the last time I saw a monarch around here." mockup

"Come to think of it, I can't think of the last time I saw a monarch around here."

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'And don't be afraid to ask for directions.'

'And don't be afraid to ask for directions.' mockup

'And don't be afraid to ask for directions.'

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“Look! We’re on the naked cam!”

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"I'll check and see if he's available." mockup

"I'll check and see if he's available."

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'There's a software glitch. The drones have built a hive and are trying to make honey.'

'There's a software glitch. The drones have built a hive and are trying to make honey.' mockup

'There's a software glitch. The drones have built a hive and are trying to make honey.'

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Eager to get back out but want to limit your exposure? Come to Barry's barbershop, restaurant, gym 'n cinema.

Eager to get back out but want to limit your exposure? Come to Barry's barbershop, restaurant, gym 'n cinema. mockup

Eager to get back out but want to limit your exposure? Come to Barry's barbershop, restaurant, gym 'n cinema.

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"I'm gonna want that taxidermied." mockup

"I'm gonna want that taxidermied."

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Thermidor Dali

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"Houston, Los Angeles, New York, Chicago, Tampa, Juneau, Honolulu, we have a problem."

"Houston, Los Angeles, New York, Chicago, Tampa, Juneau, Honolulu, we have a problem." mockup

"Houston, Los Angeles, New York, Chicago, Tampa, Juneau, Honolulu, we have a problem."

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"I think that's one of those annoying flying drones we've been hearing about!"

"I think that's one of those annoying flying drones we've been hearing about!" mockup

"I think that's one of those annoying flying drones we've been hearing about!"

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Welcome to Yellow Pages, Vermont

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'Waiter, there's a drone in my soup.' mockup

'Waiter, there's a drone in my soup.'

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"FORE!"

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"We're making the World a safer place for nuclear explosions."

"We're making the World a safer place for nuclear explosions." mockup

"We're making the World a safer place for nuclear explosions."

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'Well, they're just like your mom's cookies if your mom is a 35 ton, multi-unit dough extruder.'

'Well, they're just like your mom's cookies if your mom is a 35 ton, multi-unit dough extruder.' mockup

'Well, they're just like your mom's cookies if your mom is a 35 ton, multi-unit dough extruder.'

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"In this scene, imagine you're sentient and know what feelings are."

"In this scene, imagine you're sentient and know what feelings are." mockup

"In this scene, imagine you're sentient and know what feelings are."

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"Well, we can kiss being free-range goodbye."

"Well, we can kiss being free-range goodbye." mockup

"Well, we can kiss being free-range goodbye."

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A fly on the wall documentary.

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Drone Spray

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'You don't know how much it would mean to me if you could just jump.'

'You don't know how much it would mean to me if you could just jump.' mockup

'You don't know how much it would mean to me if you could just jump.'

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A convict escaping during the press scrum

A convict escaping during the press scrum mockup

A convict escaping during the press scrum

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Missile Operator Gifts Collection

Missile Operator Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs for missile operators, combining humor and respect in every cup. Find the perfect gift to start their day with pride and a smile.

Missile Operator Pillows

Find humorous and proud pillows for missile operators that add personality to any space. A fun way to show appreciation for their vital role.

Missile Operator Prints

Browse our prints that honor missile operators with clever designs and heartfelt messages. Great for decorating offices or living spaces.

Missile Operator T-Shirts

Check out our witty t-shirts for missile operators, designed with clever slogans and bold graphics. Perfect for everyday wear or special occasions.