Missile Operator Pillows

"Guess I'm having one of those days."

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

If nobody had invented graphics

Working in the Hazard Zone!

"All our extras are ex-soccer players - they're the best at dramatically faking injuries."

"Here's the deal, boys. We need to see a little more bickering. We're doing a Reality Show."

'Action!...Cut!...Right, everything else is CGI'

Local News in Heaven

'We're doing a fly on the wall documentary.'

I cut my own hair — using a drone.

Police film evidence

"... And in Canada today ... nothing happened."

"Mom! Kathy's feeding her liver to the dog! Want to see the video?"

'Business is booming.' - at Uncle Bert's Explosives

"Come to think of it, I can't think of the last time I saw a monarch around here."

'And don't be afraid to ask for directions.'

“Look! We’re on the naked cam!”

"I'll check and see if he's available."

'There's a software glitch. The drones have built a hive and are trying to make honey.'

Eager to get back out but want to limit your exposure? Come to Barry's barbershop, restaurant, gym 'n cinema.

"I'm gonna want that taxidermied."

Thermidor Dali

"Houston, Los Angeles, New York, Chicago, Tampa, Juneau, Honolulu, we have a problem."

"I think that's one of those annoying flying drones we've been hearing about!"

Welcome to Yellow Pages, Vermont

'Waiter, there's a drone in my soup.'

"FORE!"

"We're making the World a safer place for nuclear explosions."

'Well, they're just like your mom's cookies if your mom is a 35 ton, multi-unit dough extruder.'

"In this scene, imagine you're sentient and know what feelings are."

"Well, we can kiss being free-range goodbye."

A fly on the wall documentary.

Drone Spray

'You don't know how much it would mean to me if you could just jump.'

A convict escaping during the press scrum